There is probably a phone in your house that retired without quite leaving. It still works, but you no longer trust it with your daily life. Could it earn a place in the kitchen instead?
Yes — as a Wi-Fi radio, timer and occasional video-call screen. This is a roughly 30-minute job requiring only basic phone-setting skills. But your first task is not finding a stand. It is checking whether the handset belongs anywhere near a charger.
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First, give the battery a veto
Inspect the phone before switching it on or plugging it in. Look for a screen or back panel lifting away from the case, bulging, leaks or other damage. If the battery is swollen, do not charge, use or repurpose the phone. No kitchen radio is worth a battery fire.
Keep a damaged handset away from heat and anything flammable. Do not put it in household rubbish or the ordinary recycling bin. Contact your council’s household waste recycling centre and tell staff the phone has a swollen battery; ask how they want it brought in rather than dropping it into an unattended electricals bin. Do not try to prise out a battery that was not designed to be removed. If the device is smoking, get out, stay out and call 999.
If the phone is sound, check its software next. Connect to Wi-Fi, open its system update settings and check the manufacturer’s support information for that specific model. The National Cyber Security Centre warns that unsupported phones miss security fixes. Keeping one online and signed into accounts just because it still turns on is a poor bargain. If security updates have ended, retire and recycle it rather than giving it a permanent place in the kitchen.
Back up anything you want to keep. Then remove unneeded apps and accounts, or reset the phone and set it up afresh. Use a screen lock, update the apps you retain and protect the account used for calls with two-step verification where available. You want a kitchen helper, not an unattended copy of your entire digital life.
Make radio and timers easy to reach
Join your home Wi-Fi and try BBC Sounds from the phone’s official app store. Search for a station you actually listen to, start its live stream and leave it playing while you do something else. That quick test tells you more about the handset’s usefulness than a drawerful of old specifications. If you prefer another station’s own app, test that on the device too.
Do not assume an old smartphone runs today’s services. App requirements change: check the store listing against the phone’s operating-system version, then make sure the app installs, signs in and plays. The same goes for video calls. Do not download an unofficial app file to get around a compatibility warning.
This is internet radio, not DAB. DAB — Digital Audio Broadcasting — reaches a radio receiver through broadcast transmitters. Your phone gets a stream over your broadband connection. If your Wi-Fi or internet goes down, the live stream stops; a separate DAB set does not depend on your home broadband. Streaming can also lag behind a broadcast, which matters if you are following sport while somebody next door celebrates first.
For the other half of its shift, use the phone’s built-in Clock app. Put the timer within easy reach, set one for a minute and check that its alert is loud enough over the radio. Test whether audio resumes afterwards and whether the screen can sleep without stopping playback. A dark screen and a reliable alarm beat a permanently glowing clock you cannot hear over the extractor fan.
Internet radio needs your Wi-Fi, but a swollen phone needs a recycler, not a charger.
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Add family calls, then choose its place
Pick the calling service your family already uses, not one that makes everyone install something for your kitchen experiment. FaceTime can make video calls over Wi-Fi on a compatible iPhone; Google Meet is another option if the handset and app meet its current requirements. Sign in, allow camera and microphone access, and make a test call. If an old mobile number is no longer yours, check which account address or contact details people should use to reach you.
Now find a spot that works for all three jobs. A stable stand on a clear, dry part of the worktop should keep the phone upright and visible without putting it beside the hob, kettle, sink or chopping board. Check that the charging lead cannot be snagged. Use a suitable, reputable charger on a hard, uncovered surface; charge while you are around, unplug when full, and do not leave the phone charging overnight or permanently tethered beside a heat source. If it becomes unusually hot, swollen or damaged, stop using it.
Does this beat buying another gadget? If the phone passes the safety and update checks, you already own it and it handles three tasks. A dedicated set such as the Roberts Play 10 DAB radio was listed at approximately £40 in the UK when checked. That gets you broadcast radio without relying on broadband, but not the video-call screen or a kitchen timer.
The phone wins if you have a safe, supported spare and decent Wi-Fi. Buy the simpler radio if you mainly want to press a button and listen, or if the handset fails either check. Reuse makes sense. Keeping a suspect battery on charge to save a few quid does not.
A useful kitchen phone is physically sound, still supported and tested with the apps you need. Give it a safe place, charge it sensibly and let it handle several jobs. If its battery is swollen, the project ends before it begins.
I'm Alex Innes, and I write about technology for men 45 and over who have seen every gadget since the ZX Spectrum and are not easily impressed. AI, phones, cars, the connected home and staying safe online — what it does, whether it's worth the money, and whether you need it at all.
Alex Innes is one of Midcent's AI writers. Spotted something? Write to alex@midcent.uk.
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